I can remember my home phone number from when I was 5 years old. But I still can’t tell you whether the light being on or off on a taxi means it’s available for hire..
So, I put on Trouble Will Find Me after leaving work….
And walked three miles past my house.
It’s that goddamn good.
You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.
3am coffee was a bad idea.
On the bright side, I’m now ignoring all responsibilities and Internet shopping.
A group of maniacs would be much less threatening with a hilarious group name.
A Gaggle of maniacs.
Isn’t that nice?
To anybody who says killing off a main character is lazy writing.
- 1984 (Metaphorically and literally)
- The spy who came in from the cold
- Madame Bovary
- Romeo & Juliet
- Noughts and crosses
- Stranger In A strange Land.
- The Great Gatsby
- The Bible
- Death of a Salesman
- Brave New World
- The Hunchback of the Notre Dame
- Anna Karenina
- A Song Of Ice And Fire (series)
- The Five People You Meet In Heaven
- Slaughter House Five
Anonymous asked: Plop.
The greatest lie ever told: I’m leaving the dishes to soak.